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Vine comes to Android, once again proving that people are jerks

Hating another person's mobile OS is in your DNA.

Vine, the 6-second video-sneeze app, has finally made the transition from iOS to Android. Most iPhone Vine users don't know and don't care about the app's growing user base. But in the days following Monday's app update, in a relatively small, less welcoming corner of the Internet, various iOS users have taken to Twitter to protest Vine's decision.

This there-goes-the-neighborhood reaction recalls similar nativist sentiment when Instagram--another beloved social media app that was previously exclusive to iOS--made its way to Android. And it's also a phenomenon that makes us question the roots of tribalism in the human species. Could it be that mobile platform diehards don't like sharing "their" apps because it's in their genes?

Before we answer that question, let's make sure we're all on the same page. Here's a sampling of anti-Android sentiment in the wake of Vine's platform expansion:

It's ranged from sarcastic pity...

Watching Android users post stop motion animations of their food disappearing on Vine reminds me of the good old days.

To hostility...

lmao android users pls stop following me on vine. I'm not following back

To, finally, to sour grapes...

Well, now that everyone on iOS is bored of Vine. I suppose we had to let Android users have a crack at it.

It's as if Android users are the new kid in town from Jersey, social apps are the pretty blonde cheerleader, and iOS is one big Cobra Kai dojo. But this isn't really about iOS users. If anything, platform elistism is a human problem, and some experts think we're hardwired to love "our" operating systems at the expense of others.

Elitism may be in our genes

The Apple versus Android rivalry is nothing new. Whether it's the Mac-versus-PC flamewars of old, college students playing prison guard and prisoner, or even shirts-versus-skins tussles on the basketball court, we all love dividing into groups and hating on the other side. Identity politics are alive and well in the iOS versus Android era--and they reflect humankind's inherent bent toward tribalism and dismissiveness of "the other."

"The human inclination towards tribalism is sometimes more genetic, than psychological, as a predisposition," says Doctor Tyrone Adams, professor of communications at the University of Louisiana at Lafayette, and co-editor of Electronic Tribes, a collection of essays about human tribalism in the Internet age.

"It is no surprise that when new technologies are released, we use them the same way we would a hammer," Adams says. "With a hammer, we can build things, and with a hammer we can tear them down. I guess it just appears more dynamic to the spectator, because of all the 'bling' that communication technologies present."

OS tribalism has become a global phenomenon, lending credence to the notion that techno rivalry isn't so much a regional or cultural phenomenon as an inherent one.

"In Central Asia, it is commonly regarded as lower-class to have an Android phone. You aren't 'somebody' until you have an iPhone," Adams says. "And the Chinese are cloning iPhones, which are sold at regular iPhone markup! However, in the western world, Androids are becoming more popular among the 'techies' because of their entry-point cost and features, compared to the proprietary gear inherent to Apple. Android users see iPhone users as children who need simple interfaces comparable to a toy, and iPhone users see Android users as financially unable to properly enter the market."

While there are arguments for the legitimacy and utility of both platforms, the user tribalism that has arisen in connection with the business rivalry says far more about our species than it does about the platforms themselves. Where nationality, race, and creed were once the primary outlets of our tribal instincts, brand identity has replaced them in the digital age. As Dr. Adams puts it: "The Internet is a massive social and psychological experiment that we have unleashed upon ourselves."

Can't we all just get along?

Users of iOS devices have some reasons to feel special. Apple's early lead in phones, tablets, and apps means that its devices are often the first devices to get the hottest mobile apps. Apple's ecosystem attracts more developers, due to its lack of device fragmentation and an audience far more willing to shell out money for apps.

Android users have lots of reason to feel good, too. The Android user base continues to swell, in phones and tablets. Even with Apple's advantages, those sheer numbers will spur app development, and at Google I/O the company unveiled a slew of new developer features geared toward reducing fragmentation and generating more paid app revenue.

So there's plenty of good news for both tribes. If this disturbs you, and you feel the need to tweet your hatred toward millions of users because of the brand of smartphone they put in their pocket, you might want to ask yourself some hard questions. Where is that anger coming from?

iOS. Android. They're both fine systems. Add in Windows Phone and even BlackBerry, and you'll just drive yourself insane trying to spread the hate around.

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