All the decent web domain names have been snapped up but there are still thousands of new sites popping up every week.

I bet no one had had the foresight to cyber-squat this one, though...

Ireland apparently has so little sperm left in its reserves that it has gone to the desperate measure of swapping European festival tickets for each donation.

It is not known whether 10cc or The Lovin’ Spoonful are attending festivals, and a spokesperson for The Vapours denies an imminent reformation to plug their ‘Turning Japanese’ hit across the mud fields of France and Germany.