Prepare for internet meltdown tomorrow as the end of domestic Internet access is predicted for Friday May 15, 2009.
This Friday (May 15) is Silver Surfers' Day - all about wrinklies enjoying IT apparently. All the old people of the UK will be switching off Countdown and booting up their netbooks to see the wonders of the web. No more browsing the library shelves for Catherine Cookson novels. Now the seniors will all be browsing Twitter and downloading grey pornography on a grand scale.
Which is unfortunate as the same day is also National Work From Home Day.
With all the old-timers logging on and everyone else at home from work cruising Facebook there's a good chance that the country's broadband network will collapse under the strain.
Blame the Internet Armageddon on the old codgers and office dodgers.
Comments
comedy said: LaughI nearly did
Dragon said: I thought jokes were meant to be funny
Its a joke People said: Dont be so offended its a joke for pete sake
Dodgy Knees said: is predicted - er by who I guess by no-one but the author of this source-less non-article
J B said: What snotty nosed kid wrote this I wonder
2bathred said: Rubbish
Naff off grandad said: you hear
Elderly gentleman said: I am very offended by this