Everyone wants to be a Twitter superstar, don't they? You needs a lot of followers. Like thousands. Hundreds of thousands. Or a million.

Here's how to get them - easy.

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  1. Be a celebrity
  2. TwitPic snaps of your celebrity partner in their underwear
  3. Get on Oprah
  4. Have your own TV show
  5. Get Stephen Fry to talk you up
  6. Be a spaceman
  7. Be an ironic Follow
  8. Get involved in a Twitter scandal
  9. Write an article like this (that works)
  10. Own Twitter

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