We're packing in the rumors before the weekend, along with a story about how your smartphone could kill you save your life, and a picture of Steve Jobs like you've never seen him before. The remainders for Friday, January 25, 2013 can row a boat, can you?
Over at iLounge, there are rumors aplenty: The iPhone 5S may feature a 13-megapixel rear-facing camera and improved processor; a smaller, sleeker iPad 5 might drop in October along with a second-generation iPad mini; the low-cost iPhone could be real; and the company is hard at work darning new iPad socks. We'll let you decide which one(s) are real.
While we're on the rumor mill, China Times claims that Apple has successfully ramped up iMac production and sales should increase in the next quarter. Which is really shocking, because I thought they were all just going to give up.
Or your keys. Or that pack of breath mints that's been there since the first Clinton administration. Definitely not those. You should throw those out.
Come for the wacky Steve Jobs picture, but stay for the wacky picture of George Lucas and Yoda.
Apple CFO Jerry Seinfeld Addresses the Shareholders (The Bygone Bureau)
We can only hope this road leads to Seinfeld impersonating Peter Oppenheimer on next quarter's financial call.