The iPhone has plenty of powerful applications - and it also has things like Beer Opener, Passion, and Sexy Girl Talk. Here are our picks for the 10 most idiotic apps around.
We couldn't possibly fit every dumb iPhone app into a single story, but five others stood out enough to deserve at least a quick mention:
1. SimStapler: Virtual stapling sensation, because the real office stapler gets too busy.
2. Hold On: See how long you can hold your finger on a button on the screen. A grueling challenge made for the same type of people who'd use FatBurner2k.
3. eShaver: Feeling a little scruffy at work? eShaver won't help with that, but it will make you look like a moron.
4. Proposal (Will You Marry Me?): A surefire way to get an immediate rejection.
5. Zips: Drag a virtual zip up and down to your heart's content. Enjoy it, as with this app in tow, you'll never be performing that action on another human.
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