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The 10 most stupid iPhone apps

Pointless programs and dodgy downloads


The iPhone has plenty of powerful applications - and it also has things like Beer Opener, Passion, and Sexy Girl Talk. Here are our picks for the 10 most idiotic apps around.

9. Drunk Sniper

Target practice meets the toilet with Drunk Sniper, a program designed to let you...well...pretend to pee. The app has you tilt your phone in order to direct a yellow stream into the water. The more you splash, the fewer points you receive.

And with each level, you consume more 'virtual drinks', making it even tougher to hit your target.

Urinating has never been so exciting

10. Beer Opener

I can best describe the problem with Beer Opener by quoting its App Store description: "Experience the joy of opening a cold refreshing beer bottle without the inconvenience of actually consuming beer!".

Beer Opener, you see, lets you pretend to open a real-world bottle. You hold your iPhone over the bottle, grab the virtual cap that pops up on the screen, and open away - without the terrible hassle of having to drink the thing. Missing the point?

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NEXT PAGE: Five runners up

  1. The apps that are a waste of time
  2. Kiss Me and Passion
  3. Learn the alphabet the fun way
  4. Rate your farts
  5. Drunk Sniper and Beer Opener
  6. Five runners up


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