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The 10 most stupid iPhone apps

Pointless programs and dodgy downloads


The iPhone has plenty of powerful applications - and it also has things like Beer Opener, Passion, and Sexy Girl Talk. Here are our picks for the 10 most idiotic apps around.

7. Rate a Fart 2.0

Rate a Fart 2.0 brings flatulence and friends together in a truly disturbing fashion. The slightly bloated app lets you listen to a library of more than 700 gas expulsions. And, fittingly, it asks you to record and submit the sounds of your own, uh, musical compositions.

Is this what the Phantom of the Opera had in mind when he sang about 'The Music of the Night'?

8. UK Payphone

Question: When you're actively using an iPhone, what do you definitely not need?

Answer: A public pay phone.

Going through a little Q&A session like that might've been helpful for the developers of UK Payphone, an iPhone app that lets you search for the nearest pay. Now if I could only find a GPS system that would direct me to the nearest cartographer, I'd be set.

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NEXT PAGE: Drunk Sniper and Beer Opener

  1. The apps that are a waste of time
  2. Kiss Me and Passion
  3. Learn the alphabet the fun way
  4. Rate your farts
  5. Drunk Sniper and Beer Opener
  6. Five runners up


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