The iPhone has plenty of powerful applications - and it also has things like Beer Opener, Passion, and Sexy Girl Talk. Here are our picks for the 10 most idiotic apps around.
5. Sexy Girl Talk: Sexy Alphabet Deluxe
For the lonely man with a linguistic fetish, Sexy Girl Talk is the perfect companion. The app allows you to listen to the letters of the alphabet read aloud "in a sexual and sophisticated way".
And lest you think this is some amateur effort, a "professional voice model" - yes, voice model - speaks the sultry ABCs.
I'm guessing that the same dudes who use the Passion app also keep this one handy.
Flying into first place for the most asinine app of the bunch, HangTime measures just how high you can throw your fancy phone. That's right: you toss the iPhone up in the air, and the program lets you know how far it goes and how long it takes to come crashing down.
HangTime is priced at 59p, plus the cost of buying a new iPhone when yours inevitably shatters on the ground.
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