Siris eidetic memory has an expiration date after all, Apple gets a brush off from some Antarctic birds, and Tim Cook reaches the end of his tether. Its curtains for the remainders for Friday, April 19, 2013.

Apple Finally Reveals How Long Siri Keeps Your Data (Wired)

Finally. These concerns over how long Siri retains your data have been raging, unanswered, for all of 24 hours.

Penguin to terminate ebook deal with Apple in bid to end European antitrust investigation (The Verge)

Publisher Penguin is considering dropping its ebook pricing agreement with Apple, according to a notice published by the European Commission. Thats a heck of a Dear John letter.

Weeping Tim Cook Spotted Screaming For Help At Steve Jobs Tombstone (The Onion)

No more things.