Forget Parallels and Apple’s Boot Camp, the true merger of PC and Mac happens today, as Macworld editor Mark Hattersley marries PC Advisor Deputy Editor Rosemary Haworth.

In a ceremony where guests will be instructed to turn off their Apple iPhones, and where Wi-Fi access was a pre-requisite, Mac-boy Mark and Windows lass Rosie will tie the knot to the sound of a Mac Pro’s boot chime and the Intel Inside jingle.

Congratulations to the happy couple. No arguments about Vista and Leopard, please…