Forget waiting in line to see the much-hyped Phil Schiller keynote at Macworld Expo today, tune into to The Onion for its show scoop that Apple is to introduce a new laptop.

The Apple MacBook Wheel dispenses with the keyboard altogether in favour of a giant iPod-like wheel.

Apple MacBook Wheel

"At Apple our philosophy is create products that are simple to use, and nothing's more simple than a single giant button," Apple's Senior Product Innovator, Brian Gillman, tells The Onion.

Watch The Onion's exclusive footage of the revolutionary MacBook Wheel below.