...it's googleable:)

I translated the page and found this review which made me chuckle ;o}

Full of anticipation I bought this egg shampoo. I must say I am very excited about this product. I have found that it is not only suitable for washing the eggs, so that no one can get the whole chicken nice and clean. Since using whatever whole chicken for the soup because the feathers are very soft and no longer in the neck scratch. So overall a worthwhile investment.

When I go for a haircut at 'SCISSORS' - a hairdressers on the southside of Glasgow, - I invariably get a Number 1 'crew-cut' [all over], every 3 months, and usually get my eyebrows trimmed too. It costs £4.00 and I always give a 50p tip. I bought a new hair and scalp product today, from LIDL, called 'tea tree' at 99p, it smells nice.

... I still haven't plumpled up enough courage, for a Number Zero ['YUL BRYNER'] cut.

Thanks Brumus, nothing like a translation to clarify things, reminds me of some of the instructions I get these days.

And My Lidl Pony burgers?