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So you are staggering back from the Pub and come face to face with a Lion


zzzz999

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A possible scenario in Essex as police attempt to capture what they believe is a Lion roaming wild.

Sorry I am late back from the pub dear but I had to hide from a lion.

I wonder if the police will also find a Witch and a Wardrobe?

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zzzz999

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with a fake tan, hair extensions and false nails. It is Essex after all :-)

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Brumas

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fourm member, I'd be inclined to leave it far Mac to sort out, far more qualified than I ;o}

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Quickbeam

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But there's no mountains in Essex.

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Quickbeam

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...and it used to be pink elephants on the way back from the pub.

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SimpleSimon1

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Well, it's a lion and Essex...as Rick'scafe suggested, surely, the first places to check are all the nail bars

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Fruit Bat /\0/\

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I bet these are dong a roaring trade at the moment :0)

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chub_tor

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Ooh, Chelmsford, how I miss thee..... did my apprenticeship with Marconi Wireless & Telegraph Co. there back in the late '50s. Don't recall The Lion at Boreham though, but spent many wasted hours at The Cherry Tree and The Dotted Spog!

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Forum Editor

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The truth has dawned in Essex.

A police spokesman said: "We believe what was seen on Sunday evening was either a large domestic cat or a wildcat.

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Condom

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FE

I don't think there are any true wildcats in Essex either unless you count the WAG's

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zzzz999

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So its no longer a lion instead its become a red herring

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