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Age Deterioration


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I have just had a bit of a blow to my morale. I tried to frighten away a cat which was waiting for a chance to catch a bird, at the end of my garden. Distance about 20 yards. I threw a small pebble at it. The missile travelled about three feet from my fingers. Just like a child's first attempt at throwing a stone. The cat just sat there looking bored, so I tried again, only this time a bit harder. What a shock! Not only did the stone travel just a wee bit less but the pain in my arm and hand was excruciating (a bit of an Exaggeration).

That ginger Tom from next door is still sitting there looking bored, I just hope my dickie birds have seen him. I wonder if he will wait until I get my hosepipe out and give him a soaking?

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just a guess, but try throwing underarm.

WTM

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Well I feel fine till I look in the mirror.

I feel the same and see the same but by golly I don't look the same.

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Hence the ezpression 'what a bute' !!!!

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..... or expression!!!

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You could always buy an "ipult" for the cat should should make the stone go a little further. I think they are quite cheap.

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As you get older you should learn to rest up a bit :0)

Get someone else to throw the pebble at the cat, while you practice raising the right arm (with a glass in it).

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I think Fruit Bat /\0/\'s suggestion looks the more sensible so far folks. Many thanks for all the very high tech answers.

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get one of those high pitch cat deterrants and attach to your zimmer frame

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You can use an empty Beer bottle (275ml) like a German stick grenade. This has 2 benefits. (1)You can drink the Beer and (2)you get some mechanical advantage when you hurl it at the Moggie.

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Thinking about this, I seem to remember our (various)animals detest the sound of smoke or anti-rape alarms. Even the slightest beep indicating low battery makes them scurry away with a startled expression. About a £1.00 at the local £1.00 shop!.

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