I would have thought a far easier way to "fix" it would be to learn how to fix it. After all it is your computer.
Downloading and installing Classic Shell then going into Preferences/Settings and bypassing the weather screen so it goes straight to the Desktop would solve 99% of your problems. That should take all of ten minutes of your valuable time.
Or you could install one of the many different Linux distributions. And leave MS forever.
Or you could buy an Apple Mac.
Or you could build your own Hackintosh and have a cheaper Apple Mac.
Or you could buy one of the many Tablets with detachable keyboards which run Android.
Or you could buy a Chromebook.
Or you could just grow up and stop trolling.