Why is it...

  VNAM75 14:06 15 Jun 09
Locked

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in a hamburger and no apple nor pine in a pineapple?

  lotvic 14:16 15 Jun 09

Come round to my house and mow the lawn for me whilst I ponder upon these mysteries.

  babybell 14:20 15 Jun 09

Hotdogs, contain no dog and are rarely hot (especially when bought from Cinemas and Theme Parks!)

  Quickbeam 14:21 15 Jun 09

That's as thought provoking as when I read of the interplanetary collision due a billion years next week.

  VNAM75 14:23 15 Jun 09

were English muffins not invented in England, nor French fries in France?

  Quickbeam 14:33 15 Jun 09

If only life was as simple as tinned tomatoes... 100% what it says on the tin.

  I am Spartacus 14:33 15 Jun 09

There is a sane insane though.

  lotvic 14:37 15 Jun 09

Please weed the borders after you've finished the mowing.

  Quickbeam 14:41 15 Jun 09
  VNAM75 14:42 15 Jun 09

OK, only if you explain why you cannot buy boots in Boots, you cannot buy virgins in Virgin, you cannot buy threshers in Threshers and the Superdrug chain is a great disappointment.

  Quickbeam 14:47 15 Jun 09

I see, it's raining heavily where you are too...

This thread is now locked and can not be replied to.

How to get Windows 10 for free | How to install Windows 10: There is still a way to avoid paying…

1995-2015: How technology has changed the world in 20 years

Alex Chinneck’s giant ice cube Christmas tree at Kings Cross

Apple rumours & predictions 2017: The iPhone 8, new iPads, and everything else you should expect fr7…