Wayne's new hair

  Bingalau 18:17 04 Jun 11
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I've just heard that Wayne Rooney has had a hair transplant. The rules of the forum stop me making a comment about a much more needy transplant.

  wiz-king 18:56 04 Jun 11

What do you mean - a couple of inches too high?

  Quickbeam 06:40 05 Jun 11

Are you making a bid for the first matching T shirt and cap Bingalau...?

  Quickbeam 09:30 05 Jun 11

I predict the red padlock soon...

  mikef. 10:19 05 Jun 11
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To be honest who cares

  flycatcher1 10:20 05 Jun 11

I have the perfect cure for baldness. Choose your Father with more care.

Wish I had known this when I was twenty-five - too late now.

  Colin 11:10 05 Jun 11

I can’t understand the issues some men have with baldness. It’s perfectly natural and not a sign of anything untoward. My dad was almost completely bald by his late 30’s and I’m not far off that and I’m in my late 40’s. I don’t think there is a wig or transplant available that looks like the real thing. Take Elton John – that must be the best hair transplant money can buy and it looks like next door’s cat sleeping on his head!

  johndrew 12:01 05 Jun 11

Perhaps he should have gone for a vocabulary implant instead!!!!! :-))

  sunnystaines 13:46 05 Jun 11

worst scenario 's are the sad middle age men that comb the long wispy bit over their bald head which hangs dow the side of their face on a windy day.

as for waynes op, if he can afford it why not at least the nhs is not paying for, as bingaloo hinted he could well do with another transplant but medical science is not there yet.

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