Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom

  simonjary 16:20 31 Oct 08
Locked

This is the sort of headline we need to forget about the credit crunch!

click here

  smokingbeagle 16:25 31 Oct 08

Bummer.

  Quickbeam 16:31 31 Oct 08

There's already a bum joke thread running...

  Clapton is God 16:31 31 Oct 08

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

Which is presumably why nurse Trudi Watson talked 'discreetly' to the Press.

  €dstowe 16:41 31 Oct 08

This sort of thing is so common, every medical student can offer similar stories - often with much more eye-watering objects being used. The excuses offered are frequently more amusing than hanging curtains in the nude as well.

Like Clapton is God, I question why the nurse could be bothered to relate such a story.

  carver 17:08 31 Oct 08

Could have been worse, he might have been preparing a pineapple surprise.

  Grey Goo 17:17 31 Oct 08

I've heard of a chip on the shoulder, now we have a Maris up the Arris.

  Mike D 17:24 31 Oct 08

Perhaps I've led a sheltered life, but why would one strip off to hang curtains? (particularly when there is a Kung Fu spud behind you!)

  Teaboy 17:31 31 Oct 08

Grey Goo

Droll, very droll!

  simonjary 17:34 31 Oct 08

Maybe he wanted his curtains well hung...

  Diemmess 17:38 31 Oct 08

My wife qualified as a radiographer long ago.
Her professional journal reported (complete with reproduced X-ray) a "foreign body in the rectum."
This was a 1 lb jamjar.

This thread is now locked and can not be replied to.

Nintendo Switch review: Hands-on with the intuitive modular console and its disappointing games…

1995-2015: How technology has changed the world in 20 years

The updated 'Corel Painter inside Photoshop' plugin ParticleShop offers new brushes

New MacBook Pro 2017 release date, UK price and tech specs: Kaby Lake MacBook Pro to launch in…