Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.!"
Very well trained kids. I would be very careful what you say to them in future years. Of course you may be making it up. ;-)
it was on another forum, just pasted it here, my sibling knows better than do that.i know we have quiet a few old timers on the forum so thought i would bring them a bit of humour.
You've got kids that listen?Must be some sort of throwback!
Obviously when I seen the title of this thread it held no interest for me....I just popped in out of curiosity....honest
My wife asked, "Will you still love me when I get old?""Course I will," I replied. "Get 'old."
A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple."I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife."For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said. "You already know how to play football!"
I've just found out I can still have sex at 70! I am so happy because I live at 78, so it's not far to walk home . . .
"I've just found out I can still have sex at 70!"Not so good for me, I live at number 2!!
"for those getting old"So, that'll be everybody, then.
well those getting near the line
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