for those getting old

  sunnystaines 17:28 10 Feb 10
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Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,

'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.!"

  peter99co 18:46 10 Feb 10

Very well trained kids. I would be very careful what you say to them in future years. Of course you may be making it up. ;-)

  sunnystaines 18:58 10 Feb 10

it was on another forum, just pasted it here, my sibling knows better than do that.

i know we have quiet a few old timers on the forum so thought i would bring them a bit of humour.

  morddwyd 19:31 10 Feb 10

You've got kids that listen?

Must be some sort of throwback!

  Legolas 21:09 10 Feb 10

Obviously when I seen the title of this thread it held no interest for me....I just popped in out of curiosity....honest

  onionskin 01:00 11 Feb 10

My wife asked, "Will you still love me when I get old?"
"Course I will," I replied. "Get 'old."

  sunnystaines 09:33 11 Feb 10

A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.

"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said. "You already know how to play football!"

  TonyV 11:55 11 Feb 10

I've just found out I can still have sex at 70!

I am so happy because I live at 78, so it's not far to walk home . . .

  Mr Mistoffelees 12:10 11 Feb 10

"I've just found out I can still have sex at 70!"

Not so good for me, I live at number 2!!

  Clapton is God 12:57 11 Feb 10

"for those getting old"

So, that'll be everybody, then.

  sunnystaines 13:03 11 Feb 10

well those getting near the line

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