There is a business opportunity there I reckon. Mobile cosmetic surgery, bit like Smart repairs for cars. Facelifts in the comfort of your own home,nose jobs on the move,2 chairs no waiting. You can thumb through the casket catalogue at the same time, just in case.
A few years ago I came off second best in a dispute with a circular saw. For my troubles I had my first (and hopefully last) trip in an ambulance.
As the ambulance drew up at the hospital the driver decided to turn the vehicle round and as she did so I saw a large sign which said "Vehicular access to mortuary only". I was quite relieved when the ambulance moved off to the entrance to the wards.
Just in case any of the staff at Glasgow Royal Infirmary plastic surgery unit are reading this may I publically thank them for repairing my hand. It now works perfectly again even though I don't have the normal pulse in my wrist any more due to my having severed the radial artery.