Stupid Questions

  pj123 17:30 09 Feb 07
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A friend has asked me to download Form LS01, Lost Passport.

One of the questions is:

Details of where and when lost.

Answer: If I knew that it wouldn't be lost.

Any other stupid questions out there.

I have heard a few myself. Like:

Do you have a police record? Yes, Walking on the moon.

Doctor: And how are you today? If I was alright I wouldn't be here.

Question on an entry to Australia form:

Do you have a criminal record:

Answer: Is one still required?

etc. etc.

  Jackcoms 18:34 09 Feb 07

Q: Why are you applying for this job?

A: Because I'm bloody well unemployed and need the money!

  laurie53 18:52 09 Feb 07

Date of Birth?

Age? (Consecutively)

Laurie

  big bloke66 18:55 09 Feb 07

At my doctors surgery " We can fit you in in 2 weeks time".
Ans:I hope to be better in 2 weeks time!

  rdave13 19:12 09 Feb 07

Another one: "Can you reverse backwards a bit please"?

  Bingalau 19:42 09 Feb 07

Glasgow tram driver "Cam on, get aff" ..Bingalau..

  Bingalau 19:43 09 Feb 07

That's two languages I've found I can't speak today "French" and "Scottish" ..Bingalau..

  lixdexik 20:01 09 Feb 07

by American tourists at Edinburgh castle is....What time does the one o-clock gun go off..

and secondly...where does the shell land.

So it's said.

  Totally-braindead 20:18 09 Feb 07

lixdexik one of my friends was asked that in Edinburgh by a American tourist, don't know if the second one is real though, can anyone be that stupid? Sorry thats a stupid question - of course they can.

  big bloke66 21:14 09 Feb 07

If you remove the skin from a portion of chicken breast, you half the fat content by 50 percent.

That quote was from my home economics teacher at school 29 years ago.

Still makes me smile even now.
bb66

  jack 22:35 09 Feb 07

A letter from the hospital with my full details -
Name
Address
Hopital number My NHS number Case number
And the text read please fill in below your...........
Name
Address
Hopital number
NHS number
Case number

:-0

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