Santa's little blackmailers.

  Chronos the 2nd 16 Dec 12
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This brought a smile to my face this morning so thought I would pass it on.

"Children:pretend you are a banker by telling your parents that you will move abroad if you don't get the presents you want."

  Mr Mistoffelees 16 Dec 12

Just tell them to give you a forwarding address, so you can send them a card.

  Chronos the 2nd 16 Dec 12

"Just tell them to give you a forwarding address, so you can send them a card."

LOL.

  spuds 16 Dec 12

I was watching a program the other evening about being homeless, and in the program was a once very successful investor/banker who had moved to the USA to makes his fortunes. Which he did for a time, but he had to get a charity to fund his airline flight back to the UK, where he ended up living in a park outbuilding in Croydon, and getting a little food from an evening soup kitchen.

So it perhaps goes to show, things are not always rosy with moving abroad or anywhere else, no matter what you may think?.

  mole1944 17 Dec 12

Our grandson who is three has been playing up,so i phoned him pretending to be the big fella,told him you've been good so far but anymore of this anf i won't be callin. His dad said the look on his face was amazing,and he's mended his ways.

  Chronos the 2nd 17 Dec 12

Our grandson who is three has been playing up,so I phoned him pretending to be the big fella,told him you've been good so far but anymore of this and I won't be callin. His dad said the look on his face was amazing,and he's mended his ways.

The politically correct would say what a bad man you are and that you have caused all-sorts of mental turmoil in the child. Still no worse than being told that if we did not go to sleep the bogie man would get us.Then us lying in bed terrified of every sound in the night. Ah the good old days.LOL.

  Lazarus The 2nd 20 Dec 12

Classic, Click here

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