Password by Nick Helm

  rawprawn 10:04 25 Aug 11

Judged the funniest one liner at the Fringe

"I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

  birdface 10:40 25 Aug 11


Very good.

I had to think about it before the penny dropped.

  john bunyan 15:19 25 Aug 11

And Paul Daniels got the Fringe wooden spoon . He lives in "Posh" Henley, and wanting to do a bit of DIY, asked a Neighbour "Is there a B & Q in Henley" - "No" cane the reply, "Henley is spelt H-E-N-L-E-Y"

  Woolwell 21:47 25 Aug 11

I preferred the one that came in second - "Crime in multi-storey car parks: that is wrong on so many different levels."

  interzone55 22:04 25 Aug 11


Tim Vine (Jeremy Vine's brother fact fans) won last year with "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."

  Woolwell 22:49 25 Aug 11

alan14 - I like that one too.

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