Paddington Bear quized by Immigration!!!!

  LegoTestPilot 15:57 08 Dec 07
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Paddington, the bear from Peru, will be arrested and interrogated over his status in a book marking his 50th birthday.

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  Fruit Bat /\0/\ 16:29 08 Dec 07

Michael Bond has lost it!

It's a kids book for.....

  Forum Editor 17:07 08 Dec 07

I've always suspected there might be something odd about him. Those Wellington boots and that duffel coat never fooled me.

"When found The bear was wearing nothing but a hat and he had a label round his neck bearing the words “Please Look After This Bear. Thank You.”

Definitely dodgy.

  LegoTestPilot 17:24 08 Dec 07

You can tell it's the run up to Christmas cant you!

  Bingalau 17:51 08 Dec 07

I hope they don't rename him Mohamed?

  Totally-braindead 18:31 08 Dec 07

They say he eats marmalade sandwiches and now is trying marmite.
That alone sounds dodgy.
He could well be an illegal immigrant, he comes from Peru I believe it is and I've never seen his passport.
And as the FE says, something dodgy about they way he dresses too!

  Fruit Bat /\0/\ 19:06 08 Dec 07

South American, wearing a duffle coat, at a railway station in London.

He's more likely to be shot than arrested.

  Earthsea 20:03 08 Dec 07

since in the last book, Paddington Takes the Test, he proved positive for nandrolone and other anabolic steroids, didn't he? The excess body hair only goes to confirm this.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he was an illegal immigrant since he's obviously a very naughty bear.

  bluto1 21:08 08 Dec 07

Looks suspiciously like a hoodie to me. Anyone got our David's address?

  Kemistri 21:10 08 Dec 07

ROFLMAO!


Brilliant.

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