One of our cats...

  Mr Mistoffelees 19:09 09 Mar 11

is getting better at using my PC.

A few minutes ago she managed to restart it from hibernation, open Windows Help and Support, open Notepad and the right click menu and tick "right to left reading order".

All from the keyboard, without using the mouse!

  birdface 19:46 09 Mar 11

Probably the mouse is to quick for her.

  OTT_B 20:02 09 Mar 11

I thought you were your cat??

  Fred Spoons EPNS 20:14 09 Mar 11

Unrelated this,but the other day a cat passing by my bungalow wanted to hop over the fence.Instead of jumping up as cats normally do,this one has learned how to climb up a wire fence using all four paws. When it slowly gets to the top,it sits on the post with its mug on one side and its wump on the other.Clearly pleased with itself,the cat then simply stands up and jumps down the other side and carries on its journey!

I thought you might find this ameowsing!

  Grey Goo 20:56 09 Mar 11

Been Pussyfooting around again. Probably find a fleet of fish vans arrive soon.

  finerty 12:27 10 Mar 11

clever cat meow meow and more meowing

  jakimo 13:30 10 Mar 11

How come your cat has got a wump and mine hasnt,have I been short changed

  Seth Haniel 14:50 10 Mar 11

Reminds me of one of my poems - (aired here back in 2007)

The cat upon the keyboard stretching
unknown pages from internet fetching
signing up without reading the clause
pussy footing with its kneading paws

When searching find your vision blurred
find that your files have been trans-furred
with feelings now leave you non-plus
that feline creature is the Queen puss

So before it becomes a cat-astrophe
apply the lock on the desktop key
and while you are out of the house
a good idea is to hide the mouse

So now to await the delivery man
you'll find the cat has got it in the can
pulled the wool right over your eyes
its favourite dish from E-bay buys


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