Myopia

  laurie53 19:49 18 Apr 08
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I am mortified.

Some shortsighted idiot has just asked if the darn in my shirt was caused by a cigarette burn.

It's actually my embroidered designer label YSL!.

No, I don't pay for designer labels - it was eight quid in a sale.

  csqwared 19:54 18 Apr 08

Gosh, no wonder you've got YSL logos on your shirt if this is yours, click here

:-))

  laurie53 19:56 18 Apr 08

Gosh! That took some thinking about, but I got it at the second attempt!

  dukeboxhero 20:00 18 Apr 08

im still lookin

  oresome 20:18 18 Apr 08

"I am mortified."

Calm down dear. The real laurie53 would be act far more rationally. You'll never convince the garage you are who you say at this rate.

  Kev.Ifty 22:17 18 Apr 08

nice shirt! Now howsa about a free drink in your Opia?

  Bingalau 09:40 19 Apr 08

Come on he wouldn't be buying eight quid shirts in a sale if that place was his. Maybe a fiver at most.

  Stuartli 16:24 19 Apr 08

>>No, I don't pay for designer labels - it was eight quid in a sale.>>

I get a pack of two excellent shirts for that price in Matalan..:-)

  Pineman100 17:15 20 Apr 08

When I were a lad we used to *dream* of shopping at Matalan.

All we could afford for shirts was two pages of t'Daily Mirror stuck together wi' spit.



With apologies to Monty Python

  DANZIG 08:25 21 Apr 08

...'Luxury'!!!

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