This made me smile?

  pj123 12:41 19 Sep 07

Just received a letter from my doctor inviting me to book my flu jab.

The last paragraph, headed "Who should not be vaccinated" it says:

"People who are allergic to hen's eggs or ladies who are pregnant should not be vaccinated"

Are you allergic to ladies who are pregnant?

  interzone55 13:47 19 Sep 07

I would say that plenty of men are allegic to ladies who are pregnant if it was an accident

  JanetO 14:53 19 Sep 07

They used to use needles for vaccinating in my time, not hen's eggs.

  laurie53 19:46 19 Sep 07

When I was younger I used to be allergic to ladies who looked as though they might want to become pregnant!

  Stuartli 20:19 19 Sep 07

One 'flu over the cuckoo's nest....:-)

  Spark6 22:49 19 Sep 07

Provided it was my other half I would not be allergic. A healthy and successful four offspring proves the point.

  DrScott 23:30 19 Sep 07

I'm working on a maternity unit. Of course I'm allergic to ladies who are pregnant.

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