And the landlady said....

  Dizzy Bob 22:38 03 Oct 06

Why the long face?

sorry, made me laugh


  Dizzy Bob 22:38 03 Oct 06
  Jak_1 00:40 04 Oct 06

Reminds me of Hartlepool and monkeys!

  Kev.Ifty 00:58 04 Oct 06

Talking of faces....

If you're 'blue' don't visit Twycross Zoo.

click here

Good job it ain't orange faces that frightened the Monkeys? There would be a few fake tan wearers disappointed.

;-) Kev

  big bloke66 19:06 04 Oct 06

A white horse walks into a pub
The landlady says we`ve got a drink named after you.
And the horse says whats that eric.

I know groan.

  big bloke66 19:08 04 Oct 06

God my grammer is a mess.

  Diodorus Siculus 19:38 04 Oct 06

Like the man and friend who walks in to the bar.

Barman says to man "hello donkey"

Man thumps him.

Friend says "why did you hit him"?

"He ought, he ought, he ought to know better" came the reply!

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