The joys of DIY car maintenance.

  bumpkin 23:18 12 May 14
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Whilst surfing the web with hope of finding some advice regarding a problem I have with a fuel pump on one of my cars I came across this reply on another forum "Thanks I have checked it out and the pump has no power to it so I will need to replace it"

  bumpkin 23:21 12 May 14

By power I mean electrics just to clarify

  carver 06:30 13 May 14

"Thanks I have checked it out and the pump has no power to it so I will need to replace it"

Some people shouldn't be allowed under the bonnet of a car for there own safety.

  Quickbeam 07:19 13 May 14

Hence the apt cyber tag carver!

  Pine Man 08:22 13 May 14

A bit like a hard drive on your pc which doesn't work. The PSU is found to be faulty but you replace the hard drive;-)

  carver 08:36 13 May 14

MechKB 2 how do you know the pump is faulty if you have no power to the pump, you wouldn't replace a kettle because the mains switch wasn't on.

  fourm member 08:47 13 May 14

'Some people shouldn't be allowed'

I promise this is genuine.

I received a letter once from someone who wanted to replace the cable between his meter and his distribution board. It said;

'You sell your cable by the metre but they are nearly 2 metres apart. how do I join the cable?'

  namtas 08:53 13 May 14

Problem with pump not working, filter blocked, if it has one or the diaphragm punctured, most fuel pumps on older cars were simple devices driven from lobe on the camshaft, not so the original mini's which were electric and fitted underneath the car adjacent to the rear wheel.

  Pine Man 09:08 13 May 14

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I went to an electrical retailer for 4 metres of earth cable. I was told that all of their cables came on 100 metre reels and the earth cable hadn't been started yet so I couldn't have any!

I asked if I could be the customer that started the earth reel and they looked at me as if I was stupid and told me that a reel of neutral cable had been started so I could have 4 metres of that and a roll of earth coloured tape to wrap around it!

  spuds 09:53 13 May 14

Strange things are fuel pumps. Many years ago, I once stopped at a fuel station in Wales for a petrol top-up. Shortly afterwards the vehicle began to 'play-up', and the AA were called out. The problem was diagnosed as 'dirty fuel pump', was cleaned and sent on way. Shortly afterwards the vehicle began to 'play-up' again. AA called out again, and fault was traced to fuel pump.

At that point, it was realised that a number of other vehicles in the area was having similar problems. Eventual cause, was the fuel station was dispensing a mixture of petrol and diesel from their pumps!.

  bumpkin 12:49 13 May 14

I once wanted 26mtrs of armoured cable which is not cheap. The first place only sold it in 25mtrs or 50mtr rolls. I decided that I could with a struggle just about get away with 25, they did not have one in stock only 50mtrs. I went to another wholesaler and asked for a 25mtr roll, OK he said and went to get it. After a long time he returned and apologized for the delay saying that he had had to measure it as he had cut it from a 100mtr roll as they sold it by the metre. You can never win:-)

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