I Know Its Corny...But You Have To Laugh

  jakimo 00:17 27 Jun 10
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Man takes his cross-eyed dog to vets

Vet picks up dog and looks at dogs eye defect,after a while he says "I will have to put him down"

What! exclaimed dog owner,just because hes cross-eyed..No replies Vet,because he`s getting heavy

  Forum Editor 00:21 27 Jun 10

a thousand times, and the first time it certainly was funny.

  interzone55 00:25 27 Jun 10

a guy walks into a shop, "I'd like to buy a couple of wasps please"

"We don't sell wasps, this is a cheese shop"

"Well you've got a couple in the window"

Sorry it's been a long day...

  rdave13 00:26 27 Jun 10

Try harder P L E A S E.

  jakimo 00:29 27 Jun 10

Man goes into bar with steering wheel between his legs

"Ha man" exclaims Barman "You've got a steering wheel between your legs"

"I Know" replies man "ITS DRIVING ME NUTS"




I did say their corny,perhaps you know some corny ones?

  rdave13 00:32 27 Jun 10

As it's been a long day you are
ACQUITTED. Though by the string of your teeth.

  rdave13 00:35 27 Jun 10

Condemned to forum rules that clearly state that nonsense will not be tollerated....
so take a hump...

  rdave13 00:38 27 Jun 10

As for string please read as skin. Erratums from my typing again. Apologies.

  Forum Editor 00:41 27 Jun 10

with the occasional bit of nonsense, but these 'just a bit of light relief' type threads are notorious. Without exception they all go the same way - someone posts a joke, and that encourages others to do the same. Soon we see the first slightly risqué example, and that's the signal - there's always someone who crosses the line.

Which is why now, after years of experience, I do what I'm about to do. It's not personal jakimo, so please don't take offence.

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