How to be droll without really trying

  Brumas 23:42 12 Jul 07

My next door neighbour, a sprightly 86 year old former Northumbrian hill farmer, had a routine appointment with the Doctor. After lots of questions he was asked “Do you still drive Doug?”, he answered “The wife drives but I have the wheel!!

I only hope I am as canny when I get to his age….

  Stuartli 23:50 12 Jul 07

Providing you do.

  Stuartli 23:51 12 Jul 07

Remember, as long as he is alive, you never will...:-)

  Brumas 23:54 12 Jul 07

One lives in hope ;o)

  Stuartli 00:06 13 Jul 07

Actually people have often told my other half I'm very droll.

I prefer to call it dry humour...

  Brumas 17:59 13 Jul 07


  dukeboxhero 21:12 13 Jul 07

went to a fancy dress party dressed as a roman centurian, i had the whole rig out the hat with the plume the short skirt ete , went into the bar for a pint and an elderly gent next to me said so your the guy that paints the ceilings then

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