Anyone looking for a job in Health and Safety?

  Chronos the 2nd 19:37 PM 29 Jul 13
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Then although details are sparse, is this the ideal job for you?

Mi5.

  Woolwell 19:39 PM 29 Jul 13

I'm sorry but I cannot tell you if this the ideal job for me.

  Aitchbee 22:30 PM 29 Jul 13

" You will also need to be comfortable operating in a fluid environment ... ",

I am very 'comfortable', 'operating', down at my local ... does that count?

  bumpkin 23:22 PM 29 Jul 13

Piece of cake but not for 40k unless there is a secret bonus.

  lotvic 00:02 AM 30 Jul 13

I'm not sure about this bit: "you must limit those you tell about your application to your immediate family (parents and/or siblings) and/or your partner"

I wonder if you have to swear them to secrecy.

  wiz-king 05:49 AM 30 Jul 13

Chronos the 2nd - I know you said you anted to get back to work so in the works of a former minister me Tebbit -- on yer bike!

  wiz-king 07:48 AM 30 Jul 13

I will try to write in English this time

Chronos the 2nd - I know you said you wanted to get back to work so in the words of a former minister Mr Tebbit -- on yer bike!

  chub_tor 19:28 PM 30 Jul 13

is this the ideal job for you?............

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Sorry!

  Algerian peter ™ 19:50 PM 30 Jul 13

You may be eligible for a government job if you use a Lenovo laptop but not MI5 or MI6.

click here are to be given a laptop each. It will stop the need to stuff important papers in the park bin and make the easier to crack for journalists.

Mp's

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