American President Visiits Glasow Hospital

  jack 20:13 11 Feb 09

This appeared in my In Box from one of my Flock - dunno where he got it from.
Barrack Obama is visiting a Glasgow hospital.

He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or

He greets one.

The patient replies:
Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm.

Obama is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.

The next patient responds:
Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit.

Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the President moves on
to the next patient,

who immediately begins to chant:

Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle

Now seriously troubled, Obama turns to the accompanying doctor and asks,
'Is this a psychiatric ward?'

'No,' replies the doctor, 'this is the serious Burns unit.'

  laurie53 20:15 11 Feb 09

As has been said before, "The old ones are the best ones"!

  Monoux 20:22 11 Feb 09

After reading that any one know where I can get an instruction manual for Hari Kari ?

  wiz-king 21:33 11 Feb 09
  laurie53 10:10 12 Feb 09

That stuff is not really serious Burns.

Get into the middle of Tam 'o Shanter.

The stuff of nightmares!

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