Alway thought computers were a joke....

  Seth Haniel 10:45 22 Jul 10

click here

Jokes computer programme launched online
The online launch will allow people to create their own jokes

A joke-generating computer programme created to help children with disabilities develop language skills has now been launched online.

  Covergirl 12:28 22 Jul 10

The two examples on that link were not funny imho.

Hopefully this software will generate more than a random question/answer scenario or it will then be up to a human to weed out the few random funny ones from the mass of unfunny failures.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick

Don't clap, just throw money . . . :-)

  ronalddonald 12:39 22 Jul 10

a police car spotted this bloke with some penguins in a truck, so pulls the truck over and tells the guy these penguins should in zoo, so the guy says ok i take them to the zoo.

Next day the police spot him again with the penguins with sunglasses on and pull him over the officer says to the guy i thought i told you these penguins should be at the zoo, the guy says well i took them to the zoo yesterday, today i taking them to the beach.

  Woolwell 13:13 22 Jul 10

I now know where the cracker jokes come from!

  Seth Haniel 14:43 22 Jul 10

buried the family Hamster -' hammy' yesterday...

Fell asleep at the wheel


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