£2MILLION winner

  joe95 22:47 19 Mar 07

just received e-mail informing me that I have been approved for a £2 million pound lottery payout.
contact Microtrust payment office. Birmingham. England, boy am I excited.No begging letters please.

  Forum Editor 22:53 19 Mar 07

you won all that money, and you didn't even enter the lottery.

  joe95 23:07 19 Mar 07

I shall donate it to the Olympic Fund.

  Brumas 23:14 19 Mar 07

Back GB to win Eurovision, I reckon the odds must be 1,000,000 to 1. Well, we are talking about two things that will never happen - you getting the money and GB winning with this entry!

  royalflush 23:31 19 Mar 07

You can be sure once you reply the sender WILL have a auntie or uncle that is a director of a National Bank who's just died & you know its coming the "We TRUST you" enough to want to transfer £1000000.00000000.0000000 & you get a 10% of the overall transfer ONCE the money is in your account


  royalflush 23:33 19 Mar 07

Yeah dont foget the "Dear Freind" or the business partner or loyal freind & last but not least the
God will look upon you & smile..bit....haha

  Bingalau 23:34 19 Mar 07

I'm still waiting for my six million that I won last week.

  TOPCAT® 23:36 19 Mar 07

so if you've no worries, have good health and not a care in the world, then you are rich beyond your wildest dreams. :o)

Oh, and about that email - give it to the mouse to delete it!! TC.

  Zero G 13:28 20 Mar 07

Dear joe95,
This is NOT a begging letter.
But as an impoverished IT technician working in the NHS and in the forefront of providing a 1st class IT service to an overstreched large NHS trust, whilst being under paid & overworked I’m in desperate need of a holiday.

All I’m after is £1,500 so I can afford a nice holiday in Spain.

I of course would be in debited to you.

Yours faithfully
Zero G

  joe95 13:38 20 Mar 07

I am going to have to get a wizz accountant so I can avoid inheritance tax.

  €dstowe 14:18 20 Mar 07

2 million isn't very much. Complain that you want more.

Whenever I win these lotteries, I win an awful lot more than that. With the number of them that I've won, I must own the whole wealth of the Universe.

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