I'm 60 - Help

  wee eddie 00:04 18 Sep 05
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What do I do next!

  bvw in bristol 00:07 18 Sep 05

Happy birthday wee eddie :)

  woodchip 00:07 18 Sep 05

Wait another 9 years and you will still be 9 years behind me

  johnnyrocker 00:12 18 Sep 05

so am i so wots the prob? (seriously i might have an idea of which you refer to)


johnny.

  wee eddie 00:13 18 Sep 05

One Southern Comfort to many.

Bird sent me home - Apparently it's not a Calender Night!

  billyliv 00:34 18 Sep 05

Hi Wee Eddie, Best of luck and good wishes to you and yours.Cheers Bill

  josie mayhem 00:52 18 Sep 05

Put your feet up and relax (keeping the southern comfort glass away from your keyboard)

Assuming you have children who could very well have a suprise all lined up. Have they asked you to sign any thing latley.

when my dad retired at 65, he found that his children (all nine of us) could be quite devious.

We even got him a passport with out him knowing..

Mums brithday being before his, one photo on her birthday card (passport size of cause)with all our passport size photo's (he thought that was a nice touch at the time)we filled his application out for him, he even provided his signiture without knowing (complete trust in his children)my sister who worked for the government, mock up some forms that she said that he had to sign for her passport because where she worked (her ascuss was that she was under 21), unknowen to him his passport application was sat at the bottom of the pile, he signed away with out a question.

We had decided that we would send him and mum on a weeks hoilday to Normandy because here played a big part of his army career during his army days in the WWII, he lost a lot of friends here.

We arranged a suprise party, and brought him a getto blaster (for camping purposes) to keep him of the scent.

Believe it or not, 22 years on, he still trusts us to sort all his financal bit and pieces out for him, sadley mum hasn't been with us for serveral years now.

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY......

  Forum Editor 01:34 18 Sep 05

so you may as well face up to it. A few tips to see you through:-



Buy a pair of string-backed driving gloves and a flat hat.

Start making notes of things that you need to remember.

Always remember to 'go' before you leave the house.

Check out the times of the coaches to Chatsworth, Bealieu, and Kew Gardens.

Buy 20 pairs of reading glasses, and scatter them around the house.

Join the regulars in B&Q on a wednesday morning, and pay for your £2.50 packet of screws with a credit card.

You'll soon get used to the idea, and before you know it you'll be 65, and people will start shouting when they talk to you.

  Philwane 07:22 18 Sep 05

Jeeez F.E. You have hit the nail right on the head!

  wiz-king 08:44 18 Sep 05

Lots to do now!

change your windows settings to get-
large icons
high definition print
change screen res to 800 x 600 or order wide screen display

buy larger speakers

get new phones with large buttons click here

book Saga holiday to Eastbourne for Xmas

PS hope your feeling better now!

  Fruit Bat /\0/\ 10:32 18 Sep 05

Opticians click here

Hearing aids click here

Embrication click here

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