Was your play on words deliberate! If so quite amusing.
But seriously it's ok. Check out your system specifications. (As long as you have higher than I think P266 you are fine, although if not there is a way around the problem)
Plump for just Broadband and not OPenworld broadband, as the latter is more expensive and offers you email and web space, which is free else where.
The only minor problem I have had is with the Voyager modem they supply, which sometimes does not respond. That is easily rectified.
The speed is fantastic, and at the end of the day, there might be cheaper options, but atleast BT are a big and well established company with excellent customer services