And you have problems ! ;-)

  Tenner 13:01 05 May 03

This might not be the place ( for the purists )I know it's not a chat room, but it's a holiday.

Here are actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.
Aren't these better than "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?

1. The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
2. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
3. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
4. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
5. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
6. Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
7. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
8. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
9. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
10. You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here.
11. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
12. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped.
13. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Enjoy the rest of the day


  Steve27 14:24 05 May 03

Thanks Tenner an extra smile for the

  Forum Editor 14:38 05 May 03

of course you are forgiven. The more so because your post is so good.

  VoG™ 14:43 05 May 03

Keyboard not detected - press any key to continue.

  Pilch.... 14:44 05 May 03

As me and a friend where saying, typical windows, my computer is fine then goes haywire, yet this morning fine...

  Ellie3009 15:40 05 May 03

Love it...

  leo49 15:42 05 May 03

There must be a roundrobin of this doing the rounds - I received this from another forum member yesterday.I especially like the last one.


  Goldcroft 16:45 05 May 03

Aware since I joined how many members there are who appreciate a good joke and obviously have a great sense of humour, but who, like Tenner here, are almost apologetic to show it. Don't suppose there's any chance of a humour section in the forum?

  3Toed 19:33 05 May 03

Tenner-Indirect depression-hehe.Negatives into positives-i like there style.
Hey PCA-nice idea from Goldcroft-what about it?

  Coaster3 20:22 05 May 03

Nice one Tenner!

  DieSse 22:45 05 May 03

My favourite - real - Windows error.

Cannot delete file - Insufficient space on disk.

Delete some files and try again.

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