There is always a question that never seems to be asked about in innovations like this. That question is WHY?
WHY should one want an Internet toilet roll?
WHY should one want an Internet chopping board?
Technology for technologies sake.
I recall staying at a hotel in the USA that had musical toilet rolls. Each time paper was used, it played a selection of musical notes. I suppose if all cubicles were being used at the same time, eventually you would be able to play the whole of Beethoven's Choral Symphony, on the same principle as an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters would be able to write the complete works of Shakespeare. Of exactly the same usefulness as the examples quoted.
Remember it is only a few days since the first of the month. Is this a joke that was somehow left behind?