Another Happy Christmas

  Steven135 08:50 25 Dec 03

“Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday (or the summer solstice if you are in the southern hemisphere, which is, of course, no less important that the northern one), practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practise of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all … and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great, (not to imply that this country is any greater than any other) and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wisher.”

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

“This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)”

Or to put it more bluntly: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

  beeuuem 13:39 25 Dec 03

Great minds :-)
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