Whether you're blind and like porn, partially sighted (for whatever reason) and like porn or just fond of hearing semi-clad minxes reading out erotic stories, a new X-rated website is right up your alley.

SoundsDirty.com, which calls itself "the pioneer of accessible erotic entertainment", was thought up by the web designer Lloyd Chambers as a way to make life (and porn) easier for those with imperfect vision. It features saucy tales read out by ladies in skimpy outfits (or sometimes, be warned, wearing no clothes at all), graphic descriptions of blue photos, something called "cheeky chat" and a handy 'zoom' function on its pornographic images so the partially sighted can get an eyeful.

Deaf? No problemo: you can enjoy adult movies with subtitles. What a considerate service this is. Well, sort of. It costs £10 per month to join the site. But we're sure a lot of previously neglected internet surfers will consider it cheap at twice the price.

Our thanks to the Metro for discovering this little gem.