Everyone wants to be a Twitter superstar, don't they? You needs a lot of followers. Like thousands. Hundreds of thousands. Or a million.
Here's how to get them - easy.
- Be a celebrity
- TwitPic snaps of your celebrity partner in their underwear
- Get on Oprah
- Have your own TV show
- Get Stephen Fry to talk you up
- Be a spaceman
- Be an ironic Follow
- Get involved in a Twitter scandal
- Write an article like this (that works)
- Own Twitter