The videogame comedy site Dorkly has an original video bringing Fatalities to Super Smash Bros. Sonic slices through Yoshi as if he were made of paper, Ash stomps the shite out of Luigi in a Pokéball, Samus calls on a Metroid larva to devour Luigi's head, and Dr. Mario abuses his doctor-patient privileges with Link.

I imagine this is what it would be like if Super Smash Bros. got drunk at a bar, went home with Mortal Kombat, woke up with a bun in the oven, and gave birth to a gruesome little baby.

This article originally appeared on GamePro.com as Imagining Fatalities in Super Smash Bros.